My first moth

me hunting a moth that got into da houze sumhow
da deaded moth i left fur mommie to see wen she gotted home
da grate huntress......
duz a victory danse..........

Farewell Kismet

Mraw..Mraw....

ok, so i yam spoiled

look at the purrty flowers mommie gotted at trader joes, and dey onlee costed 5.99

O-M-G V-E-T

i hadded to go and get my rooster shots today an i wuz not happee about dat. it wuz furry scaree and we were gone fur about a squillion hours.

from mommie: we were gone maybe a half an hour and when we got home honey had to do two rounds of inspecting the house when we got back, kinda like she had been gone so long that she forgot where everything was.

I yam 2 smexy fur my furs

dis is my smexy look.....no, sriously, i yam lounging on my pet-dest-tail, wif da window open, wif the warm breeze ruffling my furs......summer does not git any better...

Caturday

sumfing real dramatical happen this morning. i was rollin around on the bedroom floor, doin kyoot stuff and mommie wuz talkin to me cuz she cood see me in da mirror in da hallway. all ov a sudden i got mi paw stuck in my neklace and i cood not walk wif out chokin miself, so i let owt a screem, "MOMMEH!!". Mommie came runnin ofur to me and saw dat i was in a purr-di-ka-ment and she saved me. It wuz furry, furry scaree. so mommie adjusted mi neklace and den she just took it off cuz she sed dat it scartied her too. so now i yam runnin around totally nekkid!!

Thank yoo all fur da purthday wishes

fur my purrthday, i got a noo laydees room...

Spa Day

I got furminated, my furs r beautiful and silky..

Finally......

it wuz ninety squillion degrees today, werkin on my furtan......

Efurry thing is new and clean

so this week mommie hired a furrend ov hers who iz owt ov werkie and she came ofur and painted the inside of our condo. i hung owt wif mary fur 4 daze. when Mary moved the furniture she found all ov my lost toys efun my pink ping pong balls. Mary Rocks!!
so den mommie got on dis kick and thot she would redecorate a widdle and went out and botted me a noo cat pedestal. see the top picture iz da ol wun and the bottom pictures iz da noo wun.
me frowing the toyz outta my noo pedestal
me taken a nappy in my noo pedestal. mommie also ordered a noo litter box planter fur me but it iz not here yet.
its dis wun: http://petsbestproducts.com/stonecoatcontemporary.htm

on day 4 mommie paid mary and she came ofur and cleaned all da windows and steam cleaned the tile in da kitchen and da bafroom and da tile floors. it was kinda scairty, i was hidin under da bed when mommie gotted home today.

Easy Like Sunday

it's cold and rainy here dis mornin

Royal Titles

Honey Precious Perfect Sunshine.....
Duchess of Hammick......
Countess of Catbox.......
Baroness BabyCakes......

Easy Like Sunday Morning Funnies

Nipped

Furrends, i yam so embaresked. i cannot hold my nip. mommie dipped my snowflake in some cosmic catnip and gave it to me. i ate da nip. den i bunnykicked and chewed on da snowflake and tossed it around. when i tossed it off of da sofa mommie gotted it fur me and frew it back. i was nipped out. suddenly when mommie was frowing the snowflake, i grabbed mommies forearm and putted da bitey on it. it hurted mommie, i bited her hard. mommie says i yam a mean drunk.

Sunday Funnies

Nurse Honey P. Sunshine

member dat gulb ladder dat attacked my mommie a foo weeks ago? well mommie is going to have surgury to remove dat meen old gulb ladder on thursday dis week. mommie tolded me dat she will go in early in da mornin and be home befur it gits dark agin. i will habs to take care ov my mommie win she gits home. i will hafs to snuggle up against her tummy to make it feel better agins and make sure mommie takes lotsa nappies.

pee ess: all dat gushy fuds dat mommies botted me, i really don like any ov it. our kitty visitor, whisper( mommie calls him "the dood") has been getting to eat it, after i don't.

mommie update: mommie gotted home at 11:15 am and wuz in a hole lotta hurtie, she sez the hurtie pills were not helping at all. she hadded the cold freezie thingie on her tummy all day and could barely move wifowt saying "owwie". at five, her furrend linda, mommie of halle and buster, brotted mommie an odwallah protien drinkie and dat helped mommie alot along with more hurtie pills. mommie has not had a nappy yet cuz it hurtied too much. i yam werkin ofurtime to help mommie feel better.

pee ess" daisy, mommie really lubs yor harley owtfit, she hadded to send it to all her furrends to show them how kyoot yoo r.

look wat mommie botted fur me

my furry own noo sleepy mat. it matches my blankie

More stinky fud, the doctor ordered.........

so dis week after i dided a newmie some blood came owt ov my tushie so mommie maded me go to see da v-e-t. da vet sed that i was straining to do a newmie and dat i shood get more water in my diet and dat i kin habs more wet fuds. do yoo hear dat furrends?? MORE WET FUDS!!!! so da mommie wented owt and bot all kinds of wet fuds fur me, me, me

Here'z da Noos

Comin down frum my petdestal to gibs yoo a noos update. it mite sno here dis week. dats rite, sack-o-tomatoes mite git colds enuf to sno by da weekend. we will haf to wate and see. Friday nite arounds midnite, mommie got attacked by her gulb ladder, did not no she had a gulb ladder but it wuz a bad hurtie and she left me in da middle ov da nite to go to the merjensy room. i guess dat iz were yoo go when yoo git attacked by yor gulb ladder. mommie came bak home about a short sleep later(mommie: i was gone 5 hours). i did not like mommie leaving in da middle ov da nite so i had a big happee when she came home and we had a big sleep after dat, sept mommie seemed a widdle goofy in da hed if yoo no wat i mean(mommie: they gave me morphine).
so efurry thing iz kinda nermal rite now. mommie has to git pictures of her gulb ladder next week but the hurtie iz gone fur now. if it comes bak i will scare it away so it will not attack my mommie agin.

Saturday mornin noos update: well we did not gits any snow. it gots cold enuf but den we had no parsnip......purrsip........yoo no, da wet stuff...

Hidee Ho

Wut? yoo lef da window open and i wuz cold.