Thursday, December 31, 2009

Ready to Par-tay!!!

i haf gots mine party hat on and i yam ready to par-tay to ring in da noo yeer. mommie, make me a niptini wood yoo?

Happy Noo Yeer efurrywun...

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Funnie Papers

mommie gotted this present fur catmouse from the dad of the grate trixie marmalade. he iz da wun who told mommie dat she was in da funnies. yoo can click to biggify and read da funnies. Dis is Mutts by Patrick McDonnell.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Mele Kalikimaka

Well, sinse i wood not ware da santa hat fur mommie, i wood wear my beyootiful lei dat mommie brot me back frum ha-why-ee...
so Mele Kalikimaka efurry wun, dats Furry Catmouse......

Monday, December 21, 2009

My house

so mommie figured out da catcam and putted it on me sunday morning while she hadded her coffee and read da noos on da internets
dis iz my voo frum da back ov da sofa. doze lites are on da deck.
dis voo if frum da kich-hen table.
dis wun too
dis voo iz frum the top of da chair in da lifin room. look, deres mommie at da desk.
dere iz my sofa, see my green blankies
look, dere's mommie agin. she took her hares down off of her head so she wood not luk funnee.
dese are da deck lites frum dee udder windows.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

my ferst fotos

mommie finally figured out da cat cam, after a false start and here are my furst fotos. not furry exciting as i do not leave the condo.

dis wun iz mommie's back. i haf da catcam on agin dis morning.

Saturday, December 19, 2009


Mommie botted 2 new scarfs from a friend of hers who maked them. here i yam modelling dem.
guess wat!! i wonned da pet cam from da Cat's Meow!!! mommie says sometime today she will open it up and read da destructions so i can start on my new career of fo-ta-gra-purr...

Sunday, December 13, 2009

aahhh.....c'mon mommie

let's just be chewish this yeer...........ha-pee ha-nik-ka!!!

Easy Like Sunday

it iz cold, wet and rainy. dis iz where i will spend my day and mommie can not make da bed. it iz 7 am and it iz still dark outside, da wind iz blowin. mommie hafs to werk dis week and den she iz off werkie till next year, yea!!! i can not wate...

Saturday, December 05, 2009


hi efurrywun,
we are sorry we have not posted lately. mommie was furry sik fur da hole week of fankgiving. along wif da floo, mommie gotted bron-ki-tus, she iz feeling better now, but it is now furry cold here and damp and foggy. dat iz why i am hangin out wif my bestest friend, da heatie pad. i lufs da heatie pad. dis iz where yoo can find me till mommie puts da heatie pad away.
Update: monday morning dere was sno on da ground at mommie's werkie in rocklin. and toesday morning it was 26 degrees.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Repurrting fur doody

Nurse Honey P. Sunshine repurrting frum the B. R. (dats bed room)
it haz bin a nasty coupla daze in the B.R. mommie gotted the flu and da B.R. luked like a sploshun in the used tishew factory. mommie hadded da fever fur 48 hours so i wuz on doody to keep mommie warm and make her stay in bed. she did not git out of bed, except to use da catbox, fur 2 daze.
today mommie gotted up cause she had to go see da hooman vet and git sum medacines. mommie says i wuz the bestest nurse efur. i do not like it when mommie is sick cuz we did not git to snoogle cause mommie's noze kept sploding.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

thots on thursday

dis is me soaking up da last of da sunshine coming in da window
dis iz a tree outside mommie werk. she thot the colors were purrty.

dese r sum fun fax about me:

1. What color is your collar?
I have a pink collar wif a together tag on it. it iz furry gurlie lukin.

2. What kind of food do you eat?
i eat my i yam kibble, original vishus lamb flavor or chick-hen wif begatables.
once a week i git a can ov stinky goodness, fancy feast, i really only like the
tuscan chick-hen wif wild rice and greens.

3. What are your favorite treats?
TEM-TAY-Shuns......chick-hen flavor

4. Do you have a Valentine or significant other?
Noooooooo..but I am available! but i have a fing fur tabby men, like angus and chase.

5. Do you get table scraps?
Noooooo....mommie eats funny stuff that i do not like

6. What is your favorite toy?
Q tips and ping pong balls

7. When is your birthday?
july 12, 2001

8. How many times a day do you eat?
The dry food stays down all the time..i nibble about five times a day but i do not eat too much, i yam a laydee and i need to watch my figure.

9. Do you have a favorite color?
i luf green, the color of my blankies.

Sunday, November 08, 2009

Sunday update

well, it iz cold here in da mornings now. usally, da sun comes out later in da day but only fur a short time. it haz severly cut into the furtanning skedule.

mommie and da pool side crew haz had to move happy hour into da lodge here on friday and dey play dominos in da lodge while they have drinkie poos. mommie has been having alot of bored stuff too and werkie haz bin buzy and she iz fighting off germs at werk. she iz furry carefully not to bring any germs home to me and she warshes her hand when she comes into the house frum outside so i do not git any piggie germs.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween

trick -er treat, smell my feets, give me sumfing gud to eat.................................
now hand ofur da tem-ta-shuns
ha ha ha ha....................

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Monday, October 19, 2009

Mommie is in the funnies

today mommies friend, the daddie of da grate trixie marmalade, called mommie at werk to tell her dat she was in da paper. see mommie wented to happy tails on caturday cuz dey hadded an open house for their new adoption facility dat dey botted wif the monie sum nice laydee left dem when she went dedded. i yam a happy tails cat, dey found my mommie fur me. any hoo, when the daddie of da grate trixie marmalade stopped by later on caturday, mommie tolded him dat she wented to kiss the kitties........

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Storm Damage

this is what the storm did to us earlier this week. this is the property where me and mommie live and mommie is on the board of directors.
the property is still in the process of being cleaned up

Saturday, October 10, 2009

my noo toy box

mommie botted me a new box to keep my toys in, is it not kool?
the fabrik desine is called cheetah......raow.......
ooooo. i luf it, i can rub all ofur it and put my smeels on it, cuz it is mine, mine, mine
mommie sed it iz my pe-dest-el

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Honey, are you gonna change those sheets for me? r yoo crazee mommie?....

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Kitty Burrito

i started to git chilly last nite

Saturday, September 26, 2009


so lately i have bin finking of a career change. i was finking ov becoming a spokeskitten, yoo know like on star search or was dat pet star............anyhoo....i was finking dat sinse i yam an iams cat dat i cood become a spokeskitten fur iams fuds. skeezix's fud lady knows the ceo of iams and i fink dat i cood git a paw in da door.

I have been an iams kitty sinse i was a liddle baby kitten. it is all i eat and it is all i will eat. i luf the original vishus lambs and rice proactive health flavor and just to mix fings up a bit i will eat da iams healthy natural chick-hen becuz it has begetables and froots (wif no added fillers, artifishul colors, flavors or preservatives). mommie sez dat it keeps my furs all soft and shiny. mommie has tried to git me to eat ofur fuds but i will not becuz dey are not my iams. oh yeah, and just so mr. ceo knows, we like da 3.5 and 4 pound bags so dat my fuds do not go stale on us e-fur, since i am a selective eater, a gurl has to watch her figure yoo know.

(maybe i cood a least git me a cool iams scarf)

Wednesday, September 23, 2009


baby, what's the matter?

there iz nuttin but backwarsh in my fud boll


yeah, yoo no, when yoo chu da crunchies and liddle bits of crunchie fall owt ov yer mouf...backwarsh

you want me to dump your food bowl and put freshies in there?

yesh pleeze....

ok, i'll do that

fank yoo

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Shiver me timbers......

my pimped pic!

i've buried me treasure in da catbox....

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Furs......I gots em...

i told sarge dat i wood save my furs fur him in case he wunted a too-pay later on win the weather gits cold.
it's ok sarge, i gots lots ov extra furs