Happy Noo Yeer

Happy Noo Yeer Efurrywun! we hopes yoo all haf a grate yeer!

Dress up Cat Magnets

mommie gots these dress up cat magnets fur kissmouse. did iz the kitty undressed.

here iz kitty dress up like....i do not know..iz it wun of the guys frum metallica?

a peace-nik

eddie van halen

merlin

a beat poet.....cool man cool

a fay-row

santa claws

Jingle Cats

here i am modeling my new jingle bell collar that i got fur kissmouse

how am i doin daisy?

chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
yool-tide carols being sung by a ka-y-or
And folks dressed up like x-kimos.

Everybody knows a turkey
and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny d-o-g-s with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys
and stinky goodies on his slay
And every one is gonna hide
cuz vishus reindeer
really know how to fly.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kittens from one to twenty-two
Although it's been said
many times, many ways

Furry Kissmouse to you.

MOMMIE!!!!!

Cats 101

watchin Cats 101 on animal planet

Deer Santa

deer santa, i have been gud dis yeer. i only frew up a few times on da carpet and i only putted the bitey on mommie a few times. see i have been a furry gud kitty cat. fur kissmouse, i would like yoo to give mommies or daddies to all the kitties that do not have mommies or daddies and to make moki all better.
fank yoo furry much,
love,
Honey P. Sunshine

pee ess cood yoo tell my mommie dat i do not like to wear tings on mine hed. i am outta here

must git purrty

Slam Dunk!

3 points!!!!!!.............and the crowd goes wild................

it is on my toesday

yesh, i am wearin da bracelet piki's mommie made fur yoo........why do yoo ask?

CAturday

i am not gittin fat.......
i gots my winter coat on.........

Fluffin my blankies

Fluffin my blankies.....

Fluffin my blankies.....

Fluffin my blankies.....

Sunday Funnies

Freaky Friday

we hadded a little excitement here today. mommie wuz in the pantry cabinet gittin da flat bread crackers and a large bottle of hot sauce fell to the floor frum 4 and a half feet up on a shelf.

yesh, it dropped like a torpedo! broken glass, bright red hot sauce spraying efurry where. there was sauce on the tile floor, sauce on the cabinet doors, sauce on the kitchen carpet runner, sauce efun shot out into da dining room onto the wall above da computer screen. luckily, only a few spots got onto da carpet in the dining room. the cap of da bottle wound up ofur by da sliding door to da deck. i quickly assumed da snoopervising position on da dining room table. mommie hadded hot sauce all ofur her sweat pant and her slippers. off wif da sweat pants, off wif da slippers. pick up da broken glass. git the paper towels and scoop up da puddle of hot sauce on da floor. clean da hot sauce off of the cabinets. now git a sponge and clean off da wall above the computer. DO NOT WALK ON DA CARPET, YOO HAVE HOT SAUCE ON YOR FEET!! CLEAN OFF YER FEET! ok, now git the mop out and mop of da kitchen floor, sheesh, dis is hard werk.....now git the carpet cleaning stuff and git the spots on da carpet.....gud werk mommie

Thanksful List

furst of all, i am thankfuls dat mommie does not git mad at me fur gittin furs on her black slacks.
i am thankfuls dat moki gots sum kyoot jammies and dat he is keepin warm.

i am thankfuls dat Tailer is at home wif his snuzzy.

i am thankfuls dat mommie lets me have some stinky goodness once a week.

i am thankfuls dat mommie lets me luf all over her when she watches the talkin box.

i am thankfuls fur all the green blankies i haf to keep me warms.

Honey P. not so much Sunshine

it got furry cold last nite. mommie akshully putted anofur blanket on da bed last nite. it was so chilly dat i hadded to crawl under the cofurs wif her dis morning and i am ushully an on top of the cofurs kinda gal. We Catifornians are wimps when it come to cold weather.

Mommie's little luf burrito

Easy Like Sunday Morning Funnies

Happy sunday efurry one. Piki, mommie wore her purrls last nite. she really likes the patina of blues and mauves that dey cast. she went here for dinner ..mommie had one of the specials which was lamb chops in a burgundy demi glas reduction, WTM?

mommie woke up with a cold caturday morning so i iz takin care of her. she is using way too many tissues.

i really like dis funnie below.

Danse...danse...danse

Guess Wut!

i luf mine new fud bowls

More purls of wisdom

Look its a card from Piki Wahine (dats Peach girl in ha-why ian). Mommie wun sum purls from her auction.
looky, miss Peach signed the card. it smells like Piki too.

yoo can biggify the card below, it has Piki's picture on it too.

Piki send me sum Maxxim all natural crunchies too.....

yummy!!

below are da black purls frum ha-why-ee and Piki's mommie made my mommie a special bracelet dat represents honey and sunshine. there are purrty and shiny beads. mommie likes it alot.

in true Chanel style, i am modeling the purls.

here's another purl photo. there's my green blanket Piki.

thanks Piki and Piki Mommie, we will treasure our purls. mommie will wear dem out to dinner next weekend.

Furry Friday

honey, were you doing your toe nails today while i was at work?
ummmmm.........

Thinkin Thurday

mommie does not feel to gud today. she has been werkin too much and has too much bored stuff so we are gonna sit on the sofa tonite and watch americas next top model and eat popcorn. i will take gud care of her.

luk wut mommie bot fur me. now i do not need to bend ofur to eat my fud or drink my water. i am not sure i like it yet, i drank sum water and i kept gettin water on my chin. she got it here.

Easy like Sunday

dis is where yoo can find me todayvery early caturday morning we had furry heavy rain and dis weeping willow tree gots too heavy and fell down.

lucky it did not hit any of the buildings. it rained all day on caturday. now it is not raining.

Fursday

Ate...Napped...Pooped...

gots an awardie from dem Cat Street Boyz, dey are furry kyoot!

What's noo wif yoo?

Wooooo.....

mommie: so honey, i saw you flirting with Paco from the window when i drove up tonite.
honey: no!! mommie, i was not doin dat..

mommie: yes you were, paco was wooing you. Honey: wutz wooin?