Saturday, September 26, 2009


so lately i have bin finking of a career change. i was finking ov becoming a spokeskitten, yoo know like on star search or was dat pet star............anyhoo....i was finking dat sinse i yam an iams cat dat i cood become a spokeskitten fur iams fuds. skeezix's fud lady knows the ceo of iams and i fink dat i cood git a paw in da door.

I have been an iams kitty sinse i was a liddle baby kitten. it is all i eat and it is all i will eat. i luf the original vishus lambs and rice proactive health flavor and just to mix fings up a bit i will eat da iams healthy natural chick-hen becuz it has begetables and froots (wif no added fillers, artifishul colors, flavors or preservatives). mommie sez dat it keeps my furs all soft and shiny. mommie has tried to git me to eat ofur fuds but i will not becuz dey are not my iams. oh yeah, and just so mr. ceo knows, we like da 3.5 and 4 pound bags so dat my fuds do not go stale on us e-fur, since i am a selective eater, a gurl has to watch her figure yoo know.

(maybe i cood a least git me a cool iams scarf)

Wednesday, September 23, 2009


baby, what's the matter?

there iz nuttin but backwarsh in my fud boll


yeah, yoo no, when yoo chu da crunchies and liddle bits of crunchie fall owt ov yer mouf...backwarsh

you want me to dump your food bowl and put freshies in there?

yesh pleeze....

ok, i'll do that

fank yoo

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Shiver me timbers......

my pimped pic!

i've buried me treasure in da catbox....

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Furs......I gots em...

i told sarge dat i wood save my furs fur him in case he wunted a too-pay later on win the weather gits cold.
it's ok sarge, i gots lots ov extra furs

Friday, September 04, 2009


mommie bot a new bag fur werkie. it is not her purrse but kinda like her breefkase. and it is made of LEATHER!!!!! I LUFS DA SMELL OV LEATHER!!!
oh, hai der mikel......
oooooo.......i lufs da leather.....
googleeee.....leather wunderful leather........