Play Ball.....

last week mommie bot me a hole package of ping pong balls. dey are fun cuz they are light and when yoo smack em dey go far. so last nite i wanted to play ball. dis iz when mommie tosses the balls at me and i smack em back at her. i yam useshully really gud at smackin da balls but sometime when i am not lookin i get smacked in da noze wif da ball. den mommie comes ofur and rubs my noze and kisses me and sez dat she is sorree she bonked me. dis happened a couple ov times last nite but wat also happened iz i smacked wun of da balls back to mommie and it smack her in the face, and i smacked dat ball hard so mommie gotted bonked in the snoggin. i did not do it on purrpose ov course, but i wuz in da zone yoo no, smackin dose ball wif all my paw power.

Let us not forgit...........

This Saturday August 29th marks the 4th anniversary of hurricane Katrina. Let us remember all the fine men and women who braved the flood waters to rescue all of our furry friends.

we saloot yoo....

Sunday Funnies

Back to ....Normal??

so mommie returned to werk today after our staycation. tonite while she was making a salad and cutting up an avocado, she jabbed her palm wif the nife and gouged a hole in her palm. dere was bluds efurrywhere. she sed it really hurted and if shood prolly have a stitch but she did not want to spend the evening in the ER so she cleaned it up real gud and sed many, many werd on the bad werd list while she cleaned her woond. she now has a band aid on but it is not a hello kitty band aid like it shood be. mommie, i yam sorree yoo have a hurty.

dere is a mew repurrter ofur at the morning scratch. go on ofur an bisit Bogdan and his staff.

update: mommie e-mailed her doktor and she has to go get a tetanus shot now

Royal Hi-ness....

i yam da queen ov dis domane

Oopsie..........

mommie forgot to tell me that she was still on staycation this week, so i screamed and yelled at 6 this morning cuz i thot she wuz gonna be late to werkie...............sorree mommie.....

Sunday funnies

i gots joolree

mommie bot me sum joolree. i gots a beyootful neklace fur to wear my together tag wif.

it haz purrty pink hartz on it

it luks gud wif my furs. i feels like a reel growd up laydee now

yup, yup..........

i know, i am spoiled

Meet Lilly

dis is lilly the duck, she iz a yung laydee

she wuz hangin out wif mommie at the pool on sunday. she wanted to chat fur awhile.

later on, mommie hadded to git up and open the gate fur lilly so dat she cood go out and jump into the waterway to be wif her udder duckie frends.

Snakey Poo danse

snakey poo.....snakey poo............

roll around on da floor like a snakey poo.........

woo woo.........snakey poo.............thankyoofurrymuch

no.........

no, i will not talk to yoo, yoo cut my nails.....
i luf yoo mommie....

Sunday Funnies

we are haffing anudder case ov da hots here. mommie raises the window blinds so da i can werk on my furtan while she is at da werkie. mommie is back at da werkie fur 3 weeks and den she has 2 weeks off, i can not wait. today there is a fire 15 miles up the road frum mommies werk in the american river canyon. we hope it gets put out soon.

we are still laffin bout daisy the curly cat's remark on jeter's blog about her hangy-belly and how
her squishy belly sits on top ov her back feet when she is sitting just like a penguin. MOL!!

mommie tolded me tonite dat she has luffed me fur 7 and a half yeers now, she gotted me when i was 6 months old just after i gotted my lady gardenectomy, and i am ate yeers old now. i tolded mommie i luffed her fur 7 and a half yeers too.

Fank yoo

fank yoo fur all da birfday wishes, i hadda grate day.

otter pop......hahaha......

Sunday iz my birfday

i will be ate yeers old and i git sum stinky goodness fur breakfast

thots on saturday

so we are still furry sad about michael jackson. mommie grew up listening to the jackson five. michael and his brofurs marion, frito and geranium....wutz dat mommie......oh, marlon, tito and germaine.....wut efur...mommie was watching the old videos of the band and remembering the dances she used to do when she was young. ha...wish i cooda seen dat...michael was a entertainment genius, but such a tortured soul. we hope he is at pees now.

refridgerator kitty

happy independance day. mommie is on staycation fur 10 days. woohoo!!

fank yoo brad pitt

so yesterday it got to 108 degress outside so mommie decided to stay in and we watched a movie. we watched the curious case of benjamin button. let me tell yoo furrends, if yoo want yer mommie to sit still for a long time, dis is da movie do haf yer mommie watch cuz IT WAS 3 HOURS LONG!!. so mommie sitted still fur 3 HOURS, well ok, she got up to go to the catbox twice. so fur 3 hours, i gotted up on mommie and i napped, den i went to the top of the sofa on my blankie, den i gotted back on mommie and she combed me, den i went an ated some crunchies and gotted a drink of water, den ::poot:: i gotted back on mommie and she furminated me, ok, i letted wun slip out dere. den back to the blankie, i was up i was down, i was combed again, FOR 3 HOURS!!! fank yoo brad pitt!!

Hot Hot Hot

dis is the property where liv

dis is where mommie goes to go swimmin and read her book. dis is where you can find mommie on da weekends before noon. today by noon is was 100 degrees so mommie came in and took a catnap wif me after she swimmed and stuff

dese are the waterlillies in the waterways. dere are koi fishes in dere too. i do not git to see the fishies cuz i do not go outside.