dis is lilly the duck, she iz a yung laydee
she wuz hangin out wif mommie at the pool on sunday. she wanted to chat fur awhile.
later on, mommie hadded to git up and open the gate fur lilly so dat she cood go out and jump into the waterway to be wif her udder duckie frends.
snakey poo.....snakey poo............
roll around on da floor like a snakey poo.........
woo woo.........snakey poo.............thankyoofurrymuch
so we are still furry sad about michael jackson. mommie grew up listening to the jackson five. michael and his brofurs marion, frito and geranium....wutz dat mommie......oh, marlon, tito and germaine.....wut efur...mommie was watching the old videos of the band and remembering the dances she used to do when she was young. ha...wish i cooda seen dat...michael was a entertainment genius, but such a tortured soul. we hope he is at pees now.
so yesterday it got to 108 degress outside so mommie decided to stay in and we watched a movie. we watched the curious case of benjamin button. let me tell yoo furrends, if yoo want yer mommie to sit still for a long time, dis is da movie do haf yer mommie watch cuz IT WAS 3 HOURS LONG!!. so mommie sitted still fur 3 HOURS, well ok, she got up to go to the catbox twice. so fur 3 hours, i gotted up on mommie and i napped, den i went to the top of the sofa on my blankie, den i gotted back on mommie and she combed me, den i went an ated some crunchies and gotted a drink of water, den ::poot:: i gotted back on mommie and she furminated me, ok, i letted wun slip out dere. den back to the blankie, i was up i was down, i was combed again, FOR 3 HOURS!!! fank yoo brad pitt!!
dis is the property where liv
dis is where mommie goes to go swimmin and read her book. dis is where you can find mommie on da weekends before noon. today by noon is was 100 degrees so mommie came in and took a catnap wif me after she swimmed and stuff
dese are the waterlillies in the waterways. dere are koi fishes in dere too. i do not git to see the fishies cuz i do not go outside.
hello efurrywun. we are sorry dat we haf not been around much. mommie has been werkin too much and has bored. she has been convertin databuses for da skools and when she is not doin dat she has been sleepin. me, i haf jus been trying to furtan when da sun is out, which has been a crap shoot around here and i haf been taken care of mommie which iz my top priority. mommies back and neck haf been bothering her alot too so i mite haf to give her a kitty massage later.
mommie and trixies daddie grilled scallops and wild salmon. trixie got to eats some salmon. with dinner dey had dis wine called the prisoner. mommie says dis is a must try wine for yoos dat are wine fishy-na-dos. she sed the prisoner is farty and go bust.....wuts dats?....oh, she sed harty and robust ...wut efur..and dat it hadded incredribble legs....wut...wine has legs??....ha ha...hey, is yor refrigerator running??....den yoo better go catch it....ha ha ha....i crack myself up....
yesterday i had to go to the v-e-t fur my and-yoo-all check up. mommie putted me into the p.t.u. , buckled me in and off we went. i screamed all the way there and all the way back home. while i was there the purrty dr. fisk sed i was purrfect. my wate was purrfect me teefs were purrfect my ears were purrfect. i was so purrfect that she sed i shood be in a magazine fur purrfect kitties. i did not scream while i was there, i just sort of melted into the examine table and let her do her thing hoping it wood be ofur soon and i cood go home.
baby, what's wrong?
so the other day, mommie saw something on the floor dat she thot was a peece of wun ov my crunchies. when she went to pick it up it turned out to be a little peece of.....poo. dat's rite. she den came ofur an smelt my rump. den she when in the bafroom and came out and ......SHE WIPED MY BUTT WIF A BABYWIPE!!!! den my butt smelt like lavender.....
...............it cood happen................
cept soggy, soggy, soggy. it rained all yesterday afternoon into the nite and its still drizzling. dat ok, we need the rain
wut iz dis ed-a-mommie?
it duz not smell so gud
it iz furry whappable
git back here
take dat ed-a-mommie
watch out mommie, i gots it
i tink i deded it mommie
yoo can find me here
or here, wif the warm breeze blowin ofur my furs. Currently 92 degrees, but a 20 degree drop expected by friday. oh well, git it while yoo can.
in da werds ov da grate Jeter Harris.......today mommie went and gots her hairs done and den came home am took a 3 hour catnap. she has been werkin too hard and has bored meetings and she is tired.
