Merry Catmouse and Hapee Hanaka to all my chewish furrends

Test Results

well, da V-E-T called mommie as werks and sed dat all my tests were purrfect just like me. so now i got lekturd about mi eatin habits. mommie sez i habs to pig out. i did eat 2/3 ov my can of iam canned fuds today and a dozen or so tem-ta-shuns and i looked as tho i ated sum of my crunchies, i'll never tell. anyone out dere habs any suggestshun of fuds for a finicky eater?

Easy like Sunday

So i bisited da V-E-T yesterday. she was not so concerned wif da bump on mine ear but was more concerned wif da fact dat i has losted 1 pound since february. dey took sum of my bluds and sum pee to run tests. i yam a furry picky eater. mommie has botted all kinds ov pensive wet fuds fur me to eat but i will only eat fancy feast and my lamb crunchies and oh yeah, tem-ta-shuns. i do not like people fuds at all. we will git the blud test results on monday.

can you hear me now?

mommie sez dat i hafs to go to the V-E-T this coming caturday becuz i hafs a bump growing on da edge ov my ear.

from mommie: i found a cyst like bump on honey's right ear 2 nights ago. it's smaller that a bb and it is on the outer ear flap. i already talked to the mobile vet and she said that it probably has to come off, it could be cancerous.

from Honey: DEY ARE GOING TO TAKE MY EAR OFF!!!

from mommie: no baby, just the little bump has to come off.

from Honey: ok, dey can do dat, as long as you let me sleep on da heatie when i git home.

from mommie: it's a deal baby bear

Hapee Holidaze

she only got away wif it cuz she putted the heatie pad out fur me

Sunday Funnies

Trixie Marmalade

Happy Thanksgiving efurry wun

Miss Heatie Pad 2011

Easy like Sunday

Keeping a clean machine on Sunday morning.

Caturday

It was a beautiful day today. Mommie and me took a grate nappie together

Easy like Sunday

well, it haz bin a chaotic and tumultuous 10 daze fur mommie. We wanted to give yoo a report on Trixie Marmalade. Mommie's furrend Susan has taken in the love bug (above). Susan lives in our condo complex so mommie can see Trixie all da time. Susan made Trixie a honey badger lair on her sofa with Trixie's toys, blankets and her cat quilt above her. Trixie iz doin gud. she has a new sisfur below, dat's Serafina. and there are floor to ceiling windows at Susan's wif ducks to look at and efurryting. Mommie efun brot Paulina into the mix to make sure effurywun was happy and doin gud. I hafs da big jobbie ov takin care of mommie, i told Paulina dat i wood. Trixie told Paulina dat she loves mommie fur taken care of her and dat she likes da "sweet laydee" (susan).
Trixie's daddie loved Simon's Cat. And Daisy, he loved yer Fashion Friday, dis is da last wun mommie sent to him, Daisy.

We hafs big time sads

above is a picture of mommies bestest friend Stephen(daddy of the grate Trixie Marmalade, below). Stephen was found dead yesterday morning, from what looks to have been a massive heart attack. He was 52 years old. We are deeply saddened. mommie has know Stephen since 1982 and Stephen and his family is mommies family. mommie iz devastated. we might be having Trixie come live with us. mommie does not know yet. for as much as mommie does not want Trixie to be further traumatized she does not want me to be traumatized either. She hung out with Trixie yesterday and will be there today also. Trixie has lost her Daddy.

Caturday

Mommie got her hairs done today and den came home and we took nappies. i yam feelin better after i wuz sickie. i lost 5 owncez almost half a pound frum being sick. i would not eat much and mommie wuz furry werried. she wuz gonna call paulina the animal communicator to come over and talk to me but den after 2 days of finishing my icky medicine i snarfed out for dinner. i still do not eat alot cuz a gerl has to watch her figure yoo no.

more dramatical stuff

i hadded to go to the V-E-T this morning. Mommie saw er...um...::whispers:: sumblud in my poops::. I wuz reely scairty. i do not like going to da V-E-T. I screemed all da way dere. dey took an ex ray ov my tummy and gave me sums icky medicine to take. i screemed efun LOUDER all da way home. den me and mommie taked a big nappy cuz mommie has a sickie too, she has an ear infekshun. so we bof feel better now dat we nappied. Oh yeah, and mommie went into my catbox last nite and stole sum of my poops. why does she want to steel my poops?

frum mommie: Honey has some inflammation of the small intestines. hopefully the medicine will take care of it.

My first moth

me hunting a moth that got into da houze sumhow
da deaded moth i left fur mommie to see wen she gotted home
da grate huntress......
duz a victory danse..........

Farewell Kismet

Mraw..Mraw....

ok, so i yam spoiled

look at the purrty flowers mommie gotted at trader joes, and dey onlee costed 5.99

O-M-G V-E-T

i hadded to go and get my rooster shots today an i wuz not happee about dat. it wuz furry scaree and we were gone fur about a squillion hours.

from mommie: we were gone maybe a half an hour and when we got home honey had to do two rounds of inspecting the house when we got back, kinda like she had been gone so long that she forgot where everything was.

I yam 2 smexy fur my furs

dis is my smexy look.....no, sriously, i yam lounging on my pet-dest-tail, wif da window open, wif the warm breeze ruffling my furs......summer does not git any better...

Caturday

sumfing real dramatical happen this morning. i was rollin around on the bedroom floor, doin kyoot stuff and mommie wuz talkin to me cuz she cood see me in da mirror in da hallway. all ov a sudden i got mi paw stuck in my neklace and i cood not walk wif out chokin miself, so i let owt a screem, "MOMMEH!!". Mommie came runnin ofur to me and saw dat i was in a purr-di-ka-ment and she saved me. It wuz furry, furry scaree. so mommie adjusted mi neklace and den she just took it off cuz she sed dat it scartied her too. so now i yam runnin around totally nekkid!!

Thank yoo all fur da purthday wishes

fur my purrthday, i got a noo laydees room...

Spa Day

I got furminated, my furs r beautiful and silky..

Finally......

it wuz ninety squillion degrees today, werkin on my furtan......

Efurry thing is new and clean

so this week mommie hired a furrend ov hers who iz owt ov werkie and she came ofur and painted the inside of our condo. i hung owt wif mary fur 4 daze. when Mary moved the furniture she found all ov my lost toys efun my pink ping pong balls. Mary Rocks!!
so den mommie got on dis kick and thot she would redecorate a widdle and went out and botted me a noo cat pedestal. see the top picture iz da ol wun and the bottom pictures iz da noo wun.
me frowing the toyz outta my noo pedestal
me taken a nappy in my noo pedestal. mommie also ordered a noo litter box planter fur me but it iz not here yet.
its dis wun: http://petsbestproducts.com/stonecoatcontemporary.htm

on day 4 mommie paid mary and she came ofur and cleaned all da windows and steam cleaned the tile in da kitchen and da bafroom and da tile floors. it was kinda scairty, i was hidin under da bed when mommie gotted home today.

Easy Like Sunday

it's cold and rainy here dis mornin

Royal Titles

Honey Precious Perfect Sunshine.....
Duchess of Hammick......
Countess of Catbox.......
Baroness BabyCakes......

Easy Like Sunday Morning Funnies

Nipped

Furrends, i yam so embaresked. i cannot hold my nip. mommie dipped my snowflake in some cosmic catnip and gave it to me. i ate da nip. den i bunnykicked and chewed on da snowflake and tossed it around. when i tossed it off of da sofa mommie gotted it fur me and frew it back. i was nipped out. suddenly when mommie was frowing the snowflake, i grabbed mommies forearm and putted da bitey on it. it hurted mommie, i bited her hard. mommie says i yam a mean drunk.

Sunday Funnies

Nurse Honey P. Sunshine

member dat gulb ladder dat attacked my mommie a foo weeks ago? well mommie is going to have surgury to remove dat meen old gulb ladder on thursday dis week. mommie tolded me dat she will go in early in da mornin and be home befur it gits dark agin. i will habs to take care ov my mommie win she gits home. i will hafs to snuggle up against her tummy to make it feel better agins and make sure mommie takes lotsa nappies.

pee ess: all dat gushy fuds dat mommies botted me, i really don like any ov it. our kitty visitor, whisper( mommie calls him "the dood") has been getting to eat it, after i don't.

mommie update: mommie gotted home at 11:15 am and wuz in a hole lotta hurtie, she sez the hurtie pills were not helping at all. she hadded the cold freezie thingie on her tummy all day and could barely move wifowt saying "owwie". at five, her furrend linda, mommie of halle and buster, brotted mommie an odwallah protien drinkie and dat helped mommie alot along with more hurtie pills. mommie has not had a nappy yet cuz it hurtied too much. i yam werkin ofurtime to help mommie feel better.

pee ess" daisy, mommie really lubs yor harley owtfit, she hadded to send it to all her furrends to show them how kyoot yoo r.

look wat mommie botted fur me

my furry own noo sleepy mat. it matches my blankie

More stinky fud, the doctor ordered.........

so dis week after i dided a newmie some blood came owt ov my tushie so mommie maded me go to see da v-e-t. da vet sed that i was straining to do a newmie and dat i shood get more water in my diet and dat i kin habs more wet fuds. do yoo hear dat furrends?? MORE WET FUDS!!!! so da mommie wented owt and bot all kinds of wet fuds fur me, me, me