Royal Titles

Honey Precious Perfect Sunshine.....
Duchess of Hammick......
Countess of Catbox.......
Baroness BabyCakes......

Easy Like Sunday Morning Funnies

Nipped

Furrends, i yam so embaresked. i cannot hold my nip. mommie dipped my snowflake in some cosmic catnip and gave it to me. i ate da nip. den i bunnykicked and chewed on da snowflake and tossed it around. when i tossed it off of da sofa mommie gotted it fur me and frew it back. i was nipped out. suddenly when mommie was frowing the snowflake, i grabbed mommies forearm and putted da bitey on it. it hurted mommie, i bited her hard. mommie says i yam a mean drunk.

Sunday Funnies

Nurse Honey P. Sunshine

member dat gulb ladder dat attacked my mommie a foo weeks ago? well mommie is going to have surgury to remove dat meen old gulb ladder on thursday dis week. mommie tolded me dat she will go in early in da mornin and be home befur it gits dark agin. i will habs to take care ov my mommie win she gits home. i will hafs to snuggle up against her tummy to make it feel better agins and make sure mommie takes lotsa nappies.

pee ess: all dat gushy fuds dat mommies botted me, i really don like any ov it. our kitty visitor, whisper( mommie calls him "the dood") has been getting to eat it, after i don't.

mommie update: mommie gotted home at 11:15 am and wuz in a hole lotta hurtie, she sez the hurtie pills were not helping at all. she hadded the cold freezie thingie on her tummy all day and could barely move wifowt saying "owwie". at five, her furrend linda, mommie of halle and buster, brotted mommie an odwallah protien drinkie and dat helped mommie alot along with more hurtie pills. mommie has not had a nappy yet cuz it hurtied too much. i yam werkin ofurtime to help mommie feel better.

pee ess" daisy, mommie really lubs yor harley owtfit, she hadded to send it to all her furrends to show them how kyoot yoo r.

look wat mommie botted fur me

my furry own noo sleepy mat. it matches my blankie

More stinky fud, the doctor ordered.........

so dis week after i dided a newmie some blood came owt ov my tushie so mommie maded me go to see da v-e-t. da vet sed that i was straining to do a newmie and dat i shood get more water in my diet and dat i kin habs more wet fuds. do yoo hear dat furrends?? MORE WET FUDS!!!! so da mommie wented owt and bot all kinds of wet fuds fur me, me, me

Here'z da Noos

Comin down frum my petdestal to gibs yoo a noos update. it mite sno here dis week. dats rite, sack-o-tomatoes mite git colds enuf to sno by da weekend. we will haf to wate and see. Friday nite arounds midnite, mommie got attacked by her gulb ladder, did not no she had a gulb ladder but it wuz a bad hurtie and she left me in da middle ov da nite to go to the merjensy room. i guess dat iz were yoo go when yoo git attacked by yor gulb ladder. mommie came bak home about a short sleep later(mommie: i was gone 5 hours). i did not like mommie leaving in da middle ov da nite so i had a big happee when she came home and we had a big sleep after dat, sept mommie seemed a widdle goofy in da hed if yoo no wat i mean(mommie: they gave me morphine).
so efurry thing iz kinda nermal rite now. mommie has to git pictures of her gulb ladder next week but the hurtie iz gone fur now. if it comes bak i will scare it away so it will not attack my mommie agin.

Saturday mornin noos update: well we did not gits any snow. it gots cold enuf but den we had no parsnip......purrsip........yoo no, da wet stuff...

Hidee Ho

Wut? yoo lef da window open and i wuz cold.

Sick Day

Hello? da werkie?? dis iz miz honey sunshine. mommie wont be goin to da werkie today cuz she haz a hertie in her tummy and she feel like she is gonna bomit....she will be ok's tho cuz i will keep her tummy warms and make da hertie go aways...thankyoofurrymuch....

Sunday Funnies

Sometime early this morning this happened

ummmmm.....................

LOLOLOL

Sunday Funnies

we are back

so we hab innernet and phone service after 18 daze wifowt. boy, mommie izza happy camper. now she haz to git her life back in order and call efurrywun who she hazzent talked to since before chrissymouse.

Happee Noo Yeer Efurrywun

see dis iz my catnip snowflake my furrends halle and buster gabe to me fur catmouse. it flings purrty gud an flies thru da air and den yoo chase it. and it bunny kicks reel gud too.

we r habin crab leg and londun broil fur dinner tonite. i do not like people fud so i will hab sum stinky gudness. it will be 28 degrees tonite so we will snuggle and watch the ball drop and look fur jeter on da tv.

so we r kinda back. mommie botted a lappytop and we are steelin someones innernet access. mommie says she feels like she is running a pirate radio station. we still have no land line and do not have our own innernet connection, we will not have access till somewhere around january 7th or so

and mommie is furry furry angery bot this. she sometimes has to leave ds house to git innernet and i do not like that cuz she should be her wif me doin a nappy.

Merry Christmas efurrywun!

Merry Christmas efurrywun!

we will not have regular phone or internet service till after the first of the year so know that we lubs yoo and misses yoo.

well, we are kinda back. the ATT trunk lines in our association have been down since monday, so we have no phone and no internet right now, they got here today and are working on it, we might have service today or it could be a month. mommie is at her friends condo using her cable wireless access after mommie was having anxiety attacks she bot a laptop so she could be mobile for access, there are dozens of people in our complex without phone lines right now

we have no phones or internet access till further notice, we miss you