Sunday Funnies

Mommie is in the funnies

today mommies friend, the daddie of da grate trixie marmalade, called mommie at werk to tell her dat she was in da paper. see mommie wented to happy tails on caturday cuz dey hadded an open house for their new adoption facility dat dey botted wif the monie sum nice laydee left dem when she went dedded. i yam a happy tails cat, dey found my mommie fur me. any hoo, when the daddie of da grate trixie marmalade stopped by later on caturday, mommie tolded him dat she wented to kiss the kitties........

mutts, by Patrick McDonnell

Storm Damage

this is what the storm did to us earlier this week. this is the property where me and mommie live and mommie is on the board of directors.

the property is still in the process of being cleaned up

my noo toy box

mommie botted me a new box to keep my toys in, is it not kool?

the fabrik desine is called cheetah......raow.......

ooooo. i luf it, i can rub all ofur it and put my smeels on it, cuz it is mine, mine, mine

mommie sed it iz my pe-dest-el

Honey, are you gonna change those sheets for me?
uh.....no......... r yoo crazee mommie?....

Kitty Burrito

i started to git chilly last nite

Spokeskitten

so lately i have bin finking of a career change. i was finking ov becoming a spokeskitten, yoo know like on star search or was dat pet star............anyhoo....i was finking dat sinse i yam an iams cat dat i cood become a spokeskitten fur iams fuds. skeezix's fud lady knows the ceo of iams and i fink dat i cood git a paw in da door.

I have been an iams kitty sinse i was a liddle baby kitten. it is all i eat and it is all i will eat. i luf the original vishus lambs and rice proactive health flavor and just to mix fings up a bit i will eat da iams healthy natural chick-hen becuz it has begetables and froots (wif no added fillers, artifishul colors, flavors or preservatives). mommie sez dat it keeps my furs all soft and shiny. mommie has tried to git me to eat ofur fuds but i will not becuz dey are not my iams. oh yeah, and just so mr. ceo knows, we like da 3.5 and 4 pound bags so dat my fuds do not go stale on us e-fur, since i am a selective eater, a gurl has to watch her figure yoo know.

(maybe i cood a least git me a cool iams scarf)

Backwarsh

baby, what's the matter?

there iz nuttin but backwarsh in my fud boll

backwarsh??

yeah, yoo no, when yoo chu da crunchies and liddle bits of crunchie fall owt ov yer mouf...backwarsh

you want me to dump your food bowl and put freshies in there?

yesh pleeze....

ok, i'll do that

fank yoo

Shiver me timbers......

i've buried me treasure in da catbox....

Furs......I gots em...

i told sarge dat i wood save my furs fur him in case he wunted a too-pay later on win the weather gits cold.

it's ok sarge, i gots lots ov extra furs

geez.......

mommie bot a new bag fur werkie. it is not her purrse but kinda like her breefkase. and it is made of LEATHER!!!!! I LUFS DA SMELL OV LEATHER!!!

oh, hai der mikel......

oooooo.......i lufs da leather.....

eeeeewwwww.....wweeeeeee.........goooooo.....eeeeeee

googleeee.....leather wunderful leather........

Play Ball.....

last week mommie bot me a hole package of ping pong balls. dey are fun cuz they are light and when yoo smack em dey go far. so last nite i wanted to play ball. dis iz when mommie tosses the balls at me and i smack em back at her. i yam useshully really gud at smackin da balls but sometime when i am not lookin i get smacked in da noze wif da ball. den mommie comes ofur and rubs my noze and kisses me and sez dat she is sorree she bonked me. dis happened a couple ov times last nite but wat also happened iz i smacked wun of da balls back to mommie and it smack her in the face, and i smacked dat ball hard so mommie gotted bonked in the snoggin. i did not do it on purrpose ov course, but i wuz in da zone yoo no, smackin dose ball wif all my paw power.

Let us not forgit...........

This Saturday August 29th marks the 4th anniversary of hurricane Katrina. Let us remember all the fine men and women who braved the flood waters to rescue all of our furry friends.

we saloot yoo....

Sunday Funnies

Back to ....Normal??

so mommie returned to werk today after our staycation. tonite while she was making a salad and cutting up an avocado, she jabbed her palm wif the nife and gouged a hole in her palm. dere was bluds efurrywhere. she sed it really hurted and if shood prolly have a stitch but she did not want to spend the evening in the ER so she cleaned it up real gud and sed many, many werd on the bad werd list while she cleaned her woond. she now has a band aid on but it is not a hello kitty band aid like it shood be. mommie, i yam sorree yoo have a hurty.

dere is a mew repurrter ofur at the morning scratch. go on ofur an bisit Bogdan and his staff.

update: mommie e-mailed her doktor and she has to go get a tetanus shot now

Royal Hi-ness....

i yam da queen ov dis domane

Oopsie..........

mommie forgot to tell me that she was still on staycation this week, so i screamed and yelled at 6 this morning cuz i thot she wuz gonna be late to werkie...............sorree mommie.....

Sunday funnies

i gots joolree

mommie bot me sum joolree. i gots a beyootful neklace fur to wear my together tag wif.

it haz purrty pink hartz on it

it luks gud wif my furs. i feels like a reel growd up laydee now

yup, yup..........

i know, i am spoiled