Sunday Funnies

many of us kitties haf had to go to the V-E-T and came home wif sum less teefies. today i am going to talk about sum impawtent dental hijean, Flossing. my tekneek is to use the string on the fev-ver wand. mommie has the fev-ver wand parked in my kitty perch by the window.

first yoo haf to git a gud ankle and grab the string wif yer mouf.

den yoo move yer hed up and down.

be carefuls not to cut yer lips.

yoo can biggify any ov dees photos to see the tekneek up closer.

Sunday Funnies

sumwun stold my stripies

I wun a prize

fur havin da best teefies yesterday.....mommie haz not let me play wif it yet tho....

I WUNT MY MOMMIE!!!!

da scairty place
me doin da hidey
wating to see da v-e-t......

dey got me locked up, i did not git any tem-ta-shuns dis morning, i iz starvin......sumbuddy break me out ov here!!! i wunt my mommie!!!!!

update: 1:30 pm, i feel woozy, dey just called my mommie and told her i cood come home after 4pm. dey did not steel any teefs dis time.

oh noos monday

i hafs to go to the v-e-t today and git my bluds stolen so i can hafs my teefs cleaned on wensday

update: it wuz humilly-atin. dey stuck da fink up my bum and dey stoled bluds and dey lef me smelling stinky all ofur my tail. and i really yelled at mommie all da way home in da scarty metal masheen.

update: Honey's lab results came back with rave reviews so the dental is on for wednesday. I(mommie) will be freaking out until they call me to tell me all went well. please purr for my little girl.

How to git a belleh rub

posishun self thusly

How i spent my Caterday

r harts are broken

our furry special furrend Mercy went to da bridge yesterday. Mercy wuz furry, furry special to us and furry deer to our harts. she had a furry special hart dat was so full of lufs fur efurry wun, i guess she was needed at da bridge to share some of her lufs deer too. we will miss you so such Mercy, yoo can't efun imagine. tings will not be da same wifout yoo.

Friday morning....

Honey, i need to get dressed, i need my bra.......
honey, i need my shoes....

so mommie tolded me a secrit. the ham-mick has air flow under it to keep yoo cool while napping.

Fank yoo all for the purrthday wishes.

whisper hammin it up for mommie

this is our naybor joline's jeep(not whisper's mommie)

Oh- no's

Mommie made me an appointment at the v-e-t's to git my teef cleaned
how many sleeps r there till aw-gust? i yam going to hide out here till then.

Sun-day Funnies

jus shameless

he iz jus rollin around trying to git MY mommie to pet him and hiz belleh....

Guess Wat!!!!

Whisper iz a boy!!! mommie sez he haz hoo ha's.

Sunday Funnies

Whisper

This is a kitty that lives down at the other end ov our building. mommie calls her whisper. whisper's mommie lets her out in da morning and den duz not come home and feed whisper. so when whisper gits hungry she comes up to our door. i sniffed her frew da door, she smells ok. i do not no why mommie calls her whisper cuz when whisper iz hungry, she yells "hey, i yam hungry, do yoo have any fudz fur me to eat!!!!"

so mommie asked me if it wood be ok if i shared my fuds with whisper. i sed it wuz ok, she can eat my left ofur stinky goodness and sum ov my crunchies, we have lots ov foods. mommie sed i yam a gud kitty cuz i shared my fudz. When whisper furst came to da door, she wunted to come in, but i sed NO!, dat was where i putted my paw down, dis iz my houze and my mommie.

Be-ooty shop

last nite mommie and me played be-ooty shop. mommie gave herself a pawdicure and i gotted a comb out. mommie got lots of ded furs off of me, it felt gud. later mommie wanted to do give me a pawdicure too but i did not want to do dat, so mommie trimmed wun of my toenails and den we were dun playin be-ooty shop.

caturday

hellloooooooooooo.......................

it was nice

so, honey's mommie here. I'm going to write stuff as i remember it. so check back a couple of times because I'll write a little and I'm going to bed soon and i write more tomorrow.

first off let me tell you all that i highly recommend this, it was very affordable and if i need to contact Paulina in the future, say if honey is not feeling well, Paulina has already initiated contact with honey and for a small fee, i can have her find out if she can if anything is wrong.
i contacted Paulina and set up a time for her to come over to the house. before the day came for her to come over she wanted a picture of honey and she requested that i tell honey that she would be connecting with her and to tell honey that she should talk to her. i told Paulina that there were no behavioral issue here, that i just wanted to know what honey was thinking and if she was happy and healthy. i told honey to let paulina know anything she wanted, to tell her anything that she wanted me to know and to tell her if she did not feel well or anything like that.

when paulina got here we sat in the living room, honey was in the bedroom under her blanket. paulina told me here first impression that she got from honey from the photo i send and her contact with honey before she got here. paulina told be that honey was very sweet and had a very sweet personality (she does). she said honey's personality is that of a Victorian matronly lady, very prim and proper, very orderly but very much in charge, very independent, that if honey were to have a fur family, honey would be the matriarch taking care of all the others.

paulina said that there were no health issues other than some stiffness in the hind quarter due to aging. Honey came out into the living room slowly and put her 2 front paws on the coffee table across from paulina and paulina said that honey said " tell her that i am OK", paulina laughed at this. paulina said that honey told her that sometimes she just likes to be alone and she is ok with it. i told paulina that i had thought maybe honey was lonely because i am gone alot during the week and that i thought maybe honey would like another cat. paulina said that honey could possibly get used to the idea but that she is not lonely, she is very content, she has no complaints. honey also told paulina that "i take care of mommie" (and she does). paulina said that some animal refer to their caretakers as the human or the caretaker but honey refers to me as mommie.(that's my girl!).

i asked paulina if she could ask honey where she came from. honey was a bottle baby from happy tails so i assumed that her mother was not there when they found honey. paulina asked her about her life before me, honey's response was "this is my home" paulina explained that cat live in the here and now and except for any traumatic experiences which paulina did not think there was any that honey could remember.

Honey also told paulina, "there is alot going on around here" paulina asked me what that was about, thinking maybe is was alot of people coming and going in the house etc. i explained to paulina that that was just the chaos of my life at the moment. the heavy work load, the board issues, the homeowners coalition work, the board elections, and a lawsuits(homeowners). i am forever at meetings, on e-mail, distributing flyers, loud phone conversations. honey is very aware, paulina said honey will leave the room when i am on the phone because her prim and properness defines that phone calls are a private matter that i should have my privacy.

just a note: paullina can do what she does thru e-mail and/or phone calls. she does live in sacramento so we were fortunate in that.

dis laydee is coming to bisit tomorrow nite.

Mommie wants her to talk to me so mommie can talk to me and find out if i yam happy and healthy and stuff and to see if dere iz anyfing i want mommie to know.

The Princess and da pee

dat's right furrends, dat's me on da bed, on da body pillow on da covers and under my brand noo kitty blanket mommie botted me fur mudder's day cuz she is my mommie and mommies do dat kind of stuff. my noo blankie iz reel soft and it feels like fur.

Happy mommies day to all da cat mommies out dere.

Blowing Kisses

From Catster: Communicating with your Cat


Eyes:

• Dilated pupils: Very playful or excited. It can also indicate aggression.
• Slowly blinking eyes: Affection, the equivalent of blowing a kiss.
  

ha ha ha....i blow mommie kisses all the time, i sit on the table here and mommie is on the sofa and i blow kisses to her. she tells me that she lufs me.