Happee Noo Yeer Efurrywun

see dis iz my catnip snowflake my furrends halle and buster gabe to me fur catmouse. it flings purrty gud an flies thru da air and den yoo chase it. and it bunny kicks reel gud too.

we r habin crab leg and londun broil fur dinner tonite. i do not like people fud so i will hab sum stinky gudness. it will be 28 degrees tonite so we will snuggle and watch the ball drop and look fur jeter on da tv.

so we r kinda back. mommie botted a lappytop and we are steelin someones innernet access. mommie says she feels like she is running a pirate radio station. we still have no land line and do not have our own innernet connection, we will not have access till somewhere around january 7th or so

and mommie is furry furry angery bot this. she sometimes has to leave ds house to git innernet and i do not like that cuz she should be her wif me doin a nappy.

Merry Christmas efurrywun!

Merry Christmas efurrywun!

we will not have regular phone or internet service till after the first of the year so know that we lubs yoo and misses yoo.

well, we are kinda back. the ATT trunk lines in our association have been down since monday, so we have no phone and no internet right now, they got here today and are working on it, we might have service today or it could be a month. mommie is at her friends condo using her cable wireless access after mommie was having anxiety attacks she bot a laptop so she could be mobile for access, there are dozens of people in our complex without phone lines right now

we have no phones or internet access till further notice, we miss you

Easy like Sunday

above, clean sheets waiting to go on the bed
above, one cat still in bed sleeping at 1:45 PM

Welcome bak ol furrend

mr. Heatie Pad, i lubs yoo

Sunday Funnies

I has a Happee

me and mommie snoogled in bed dis mornin, we wuz warms and it wuz 28 degrees outside. i ams thankful fur my mommie and dat i yam an indoor kitty who iz nice and warm.

Happy Thanksgiving to all ov yoo, may yoo all git sum turkey and hams today.

Congratulations San Francisco Giants!!!!!!!

Product Pitch

so i wuz takin to my mommie and i have decided to become an on-tra-pin-ear. i has a noo shampoo/conditioner i will be marketing. it is Honey Sunshine Kitty Spit Shampoo and Fur Conditioner. it makes yer furs silky, shiny and soft.

Down Time

yoo all no mommie has been werkin alot, so on sunday we have our downtime together. mommie and me hang out on da sofa and watch the talkin box and nappy all day

hai efurrywun

i jus wunted to say hai. mommie has been werkin too much. she goes to werk and comes home and den she werks frum here too. i don't git enuf attenshun sometimes cause mommie is so tired or buzy.

it was been gittin cooler here now so i iz sleepin next to mommie at nite on da body pillow, it iz real soft and cushy.

Whisper brings us a presint

Whisper brought mommie and me a bird he cot. He putted it under da stairs where he naps and wates fur my mommie to come home frum da werkies. he brot it to say fank yoo fur da fuds dat we give him cuz his mommie is nefur home to feeds him.

Mommie did not take a picture of da birdie cause is had bluds on it cuz whisper nibbled on it a little befur he gave it to mommie. is was a chubby bird.

Fank yoo whisper fur finking ov us. we fink yoo are reel sweet efun fur a boy cat dat always has peeces of bushes hangin off ov yer furs.

doin da laundry

yoo no, mommie iz always askin me to help her when she changes the sheet, an i neber do, but lookie, i folded the towels

Sunday Funnies

many of us kitties haf had to go to the V-E-T and came home wif sum less teefies. today i am going to talk about sum impawtent dental hijean, Flossing. my tekneek is to use the string on the fev-ver wand. mommie has the fev-ver wand parked in my kitty perch by the window.

first yoo haf to git a gud ankle and grab the string wif yer mouf.

den yoo move yer hed up and down.

be carefuls not to cut yer lips.

yoo can biggify any ov dees photos to see the tekneek up closer.

Sunday Funnies

sumwun stold my stripies

I wun a prize

fur havin da best teefies yesterday.....mommie haz not let me play wif it yet tho....

I WUNT MY MOMMIE!!!!

da scairty place
me doin da hidey
wating to see da v-e-t......

dey got me locked up, i did not git any tem-ta-shuns dis morning, i iz starvin......sumbuddy break me out ov here!!! i wunt my mommie!!!!!

update: 1:30 pm, i feel woozy, dey just called my mommie and told her i cood come home after 4pm. dey did not steel any teefs dis time.

oh noos monday

i hafs to go to the v-e-t today and git my bluds stolen so i can hafs my teefs cleaned on wensday

update: it wuz humilly-atin. dey stuck da fink up my bum and dey stoled bluds and dey lef me smelling stinky all ofur my tail. and i really yelled at mommie all da way home in da scarty metal masheen.

update: Honey's lab results came back with rave reviews so the dental is on for wednesday. I(mommie) will be freaking out until they call me to tell me all went well. please purr for my little girl.

How to git a belleh rub

posishun self thusly

How i spent my Caterday

r harts are broken

our furry special furrend Mercy went to da bridge yesterday. Mercy wuz furry, furry special to us and furry deer to our harts. she had a furry special hart dat was so full of lufs fur efurry wun, i guess she was needed at da bridge to share some of her lufs deer too. we will miss you so such Mercy, yoo can't efun imagine. tings will not be da same wifout yoo.

Friday morning....

Honey, i need to get dressed, i need my bra.......
honey, i need my shoes....

so mommie tolded me a secrit. the ham-mick has air flow under it to keep yoo cool while napping.

Fank yoo all for the purrthday wishes.

whisper hammin it up for mommie

this is our naybor joline's jeep(not whisper's mommie)

Oh- no's

Mommie made me an appointment at the v-e-t's to git my teef cleaned
how many sleeps r there till aw-gust? i yam going to hide out here till then.

Sun-day Funnies