Freaky Friday

we hadded a little excitement here today. mommie wuz in the pantry cabinet gittin da flat bread crackers and a large bottle of hot sauce fell to the floor frum 4 and a half feet up on a shelf.

yesh, it dropped like a torpedo! broken glass, bright red hot sauce spraying efurry where. there was sauce on the tile floor, sauce on the cabinet doors, sauce on the kitchen carpet runner, sauce efun shot out into da dining room onto the wall above da computer screen. luckily, only a few spots got onto da carpet in the dining room. the cap of da bottle wound up ofur by da sliding door to da deck. i quickly assumed da snoopervising position on da dining room table. mommie hadded hot sauce all ofur her sweat pant and her slippers. off wif da sweat pants, off wif da slippers. pick up da broken glass. git the paper towels and scoop up da puddle of hot sauce on da floor. clean da hot sauce off of the cabinets. now git a sponge and clean off da wall above the computer. DO NOT WALK ON DA CARPET, YOO HAVE HOT SAUCE ON YOR FEET!! CLEAN OFF YER FEET! ok, now git the mop out and mop of da kitchen floor, sheesh, dis is hard werk.....now git the carpet cleaning stuff and git the spots on da carpet.....gud werk mommie