i'm so embarasked

so last nite i jumped down on to the couch to git sum snoogles frum mommie. mommie reached out and grabbed me up to cuddle and......::poot::.....lets jus say, they don't call it stinky goodness fur nuthin....

Werdless week

cuz mommie is too buzy at da werkie

a werd or too on wednesday

Here i yam helping mommie go ofur the budget in her bored packet.

Mommie! there does not seem to be a line item in this budget fur tem-ta-shuns.

dat is just un-exceptable!!! (Pardon mommies grubby feets)

Easy Like Sunday

ok, so it was 80 degrees on friday and now its 44 degrees and rainy and windy. dis is where yoo can find me today.

Meet my new furrends

dey arrived after mommie went shopping at petsmart. i think they hitched a ride in the shopping bag.

Happy St. Patricks Day

frum the refrigerator kitty

Sunday Funnies

awardie!

Pablo gave me the Kreativ Blogger Award cause he likes the music on our bloggy. so now i have to name six things that make me happy:

1. temptation.

2. Falling asleep on top of mommie.

3. Werkin on my furtan.

4. Having my gizzy quilt on the floor in front of the window where the sun comes in (see #3).

5. my weekly treat of stinky gudness.

6. lukin out the windows.

Werkin it

so on the way out the door this morning mommie promised she wood be home on time tonite. so when it became 1 hour past the time mommie ushully gits home i positioned myself by the window so when mommie came home there i was givin her "the look". nefur mind dat there was a new software beta new customer stuff blah, blah blah.......do not care!. yoo promised!!

so....i got a can of stinky goodness out of it. i only git one can of stinky goodness a week as a treat, i luf my crunchies.

Honest Scrap

i got tagged by Derby. i haf to tell 10 honest fings about me.

Here goes:
1. I have more mousie toys than i can count
2. I haf a shoe fetish, i luf the smell of dem shoes.
3. sumtimes i turn into a tiger and put the bitey on mommie den she won't play wif me anymore.
4. I luf werkin on my furtan.
5. i luf to glom onto mommie when efur she sits on da sofa and fall asleep on top of her..
6. I luf Temptashuns, i cood eat them all day long if mommie let me!
7. I can ushully get more temptations by givin mommie "the look"
8. I luf to be combed or furminated
9. There are times I like to be left alone and not be a snuggle kittie
10. I love hot weather.

How to make mommies sit still

and git yer hairs all ofur her

Werdless Wednesday

Sunday Funnies

i yam ashamed to say dat i luf da bacon....

werdless wednesday

Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler

It's Mardi Gras time!!! Fat Tuesday is dis week. mommie will be makin a big ol pot of sausage and prawn gumbo today. i will be wearin my mardi gras foo foo collar with all da colorful gems on it.
A Krewe is an organization that puts on a parade and or a ball for the carnival season. below are sum member of the krewe of Barkus.

an dis is from the parade last nite of the krewe of Orpheus. dem is frowin beads to the peoples.

Let da gud times roll efurryone!!!

The further adventures of Wilber

Sunday Funnies

Happy Valentines Day!

smooches to all ov yoo!!

the impawtent of Flossing

many of us kitties haf had to go to the V-E-T and came home wif sum less teefies. today i am going to talk about sum impawtent dental hijean, Flossing. my tekneek is to use the string on the fev-ver wand. mommie has the fev-ver wand parked in my kitty perch by the window.

first yoo haf to git a gud ankle and grab the string wif yer mouf.

den yoo move yer hed up and down.

be carefuls not to cut yer lips.

yoo can biggify any ov dees photos to see the tekneek up closer.

Sad Week

First our Scootie Patootie and now our furry hansum Jake, dis has been a furry sad week. Mommie and me haf been huggin alot.

I'm too silky fur my furs

i got furminated tonite and i feel silky!


pleeze purr fur owr deer friend Scootie Patootie

Go figure

dat puck-yor-tony fill came out today and sed der wood be 6 more weeks of winter. it was 70 degrees here today. Stoopid gofer!

Meet Wilbur the Cat

Easy like Saturday morning

Honey's Mommie here. this is where i left honey at 9 am this morning, it was very cold this morning, 38 degrees when we got up. Honey is still in the blankets and it is now noon. i managed to make up the other half of the bed. right now i'm thinking of joining her for a little catnap.

Bored with Board meetings

mommie, mommie, mommie......bored, bored, bored......pfttttt...nuf sed,,,,

Sunday Funnies

HAR HAR HAR.....

More thots on thursday

January 26th is the chinese new year, it will be the year of the ox. mommie says that an ox is sorta a cow with horns like a large vishus deer. mommies chinese sign is the monkey, my chinese sign is the snakey poo, i shooda known dat. Chinese new year is also called the chinese spring festival. Gōng Xǐ Fā Cái (pronouced gung shee fah tsai) means “wishing a prosperous new year.”

Easy like Sunday

here's me, rollin on the carpet like a nipped snakey. mommie hadded her birfday dinner tonite, she ated ebi and uni and ahi, wat the meow!! don know wat dat means. den dey hadded choc-o-late martinis next door at Bistro 33, i can only guess dat dey are like nip-tinis...oh and piki, mommie weared her black purls and her special bracelet. Happy Purrthday Mommie!! yer old....geez,....

Thots on Thursday

sorree we haf not posted lately. mommies been werkin too hard again and she has bored, bored, bored. i ated sum catnip last nite and den rolled around like a snakey on da carpet. saturday nite fur her birfday celebration, mommie is going to eat swoo-she wif her friend the daddie of Trixie Marmalade. i really do not know wat swoo-she is, maybe its bean stinky goodness?

Wut to doo......

mommies purrthday is coming up in 10 daze and i can not figur out wut to get fur her. wut can yoo by wif 5 stale crunchies and 3 chewed up q-tips?? i cood efun frow in a fev-ver butt mousie wif kitty spit on it.

My New Best Furrend

mommies heating pad

Sunday Funnies

So Wut?

so wut if i went back to bed at 10 am after i ate my stinky goodness this morning. so wut if i did not get up until 3:30 pm and yoo could not make the bed up all day? we did not haf any plans fur today, did we?