Sunday Funnies

i yam ashamed to say dat i luf da bacon....

werdless wednesday

Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler

It's Mardi Gras time!!! Fat Tuesday is dis week. mommie will be makin a big ol pot of sausage and prawn gumbo today. i will be wearin my mardi gras foo foo collar with all da colorful gems on it.
A Krewe is an organization that puts on a parade and or a ball for the carnival season. below are sum member of the krewe of Barkus.

an dis is from the parade last nite of the krewe of Orpheus. dem is frowin beads to the peoples.

Let da gud times roll efurryone!!!

The further adventures of Wilber

Sunday Funnies

Happy Valentines Day!

smooches to all ov yoo!!

the impawtent of Flossing

many of us kitties haf had to go to the V-E-T and came home wif sum less teefies. today i am going to talk about sum impawtent dental hijean, Flossing. my tekneek is to use the string on the fev-ver wand. mommie has the fev-ver wand parked in my kitty perch by the window.

first yoo haf to git a gud ankle and grab the string wif yer mouf.

den yoo move yer hed up and down.

be carefuls not to cut yer lips.

yoo can biggify any ov dees photos to see the tekneek up closer.

Sad Week

First our Scootie Patootie and now our furry hansum Jake, dis has been a furry sad week. Mommie and me haf been huggin alot.

I'm too silky fur my furs

i got furminated tonite and i feel silky!


pleeze purr fur owr deer friend Scootie Patootie

Go figure

dat puck-yor-tony fill came out today and sed der wood be 6 more weeks of winter. it was 70 degrees here today. Stoopid gofer!

Meet Wilbur the Cat

Easy like Saturday morning

Honey's Mommie here. this is where i left honey at 9 am this morning, it was very cold this morning, 38 degrees when we got up. Honey is still in the blankets and it is now noon. i managed to make up the other half of the bed. right now i'm thinking of joining her for a little catnap.

Bored with Board meetings

mommie, mommie, mommie......bored, bored, bored......pfttttt...nuf sed,,,,

Sunday Funnies

HAR HAR HAR.....

More thots on thursday

January 26th is the chinese new year, it will be the year of the ox. mommie says that an ox is sorta a cow with horns like a large vishus deer. mommies chinese sign is the monkey, my chinese sign is the snakey poo, i shooda known dat. Chinese new year is also called the chinese spring festival. Gōng Xǐ Fā Cái (pronouced gung shee fah tsai) means “wishing a prosperous new year.”

Easy like Sunday

here's me, rollin on the carpet like a nipped snakey. mommie hadded her birfday dinner tonite, she ated ebi and uni and ahi, wat the meow!! don know wat dat means. den dey hadded choc-o-late martinis next door at Bistro 33, i can only guess dat dey are like nip-tinis...oh and piki, mommie weared her black purls and her special bracelet. Happy Purrthday Mommie!! yer old....geez,....

Thots on Thursday

sorree we haf not posted lately. mommies been werkin too hard again and she has bored, bored, bored. i ated sum catnip last nite and den rolled around like a snakey on da carpet. saturday nite fur her birfday celebration, mommie is going to eat swoo-she wif her friend the daddie of Trixie Marmalade. i really do not know wat swoo-she is, maybe its bean stinky goodness?

Wut to doo......

mommies purrthday is coming up in 10 daze and i can not figur out wut to get fur her. wut can yoo by wif 5 stale crunchies and 3 chewed up q-tips?? i cood efun frow in a fev-ver butt mousie wif kitty spit on it.

My New Best Furrend

mommies heating pad

Sunday Funnies

So Wut?

so wut if i went back to bed at 10 am after i ate my stinky goodness this morning. so wut if i did not get up until 3:30 pm and yoo could not make the bed up all day? we did not haf any plans fur today, did we?

Happy Noo Yeer

Happy Noo Yeer Efurrywun! we hopes yoo all haf a grate yeer!

Dress up Cat Magnets

mommie gots these dress up cat magnets fur kissmouse. did iz the kitty undressed.

here iz kitty dress up like....i do not know..iz it wun of the guys frum metallica?

a peace-nik

eddie van halen

merlin

a beat poet.....cool man cool

a fay-row

santa claws

Jingle Cats

here i am modeling my new jingle bell collar that i got fur kissmouse

how am i doin daisy?

chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
yool-tide carols being sung by a ka-y-or
And folks dressed up like x-kimos.

Everybody knows a turkey
and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny d-o-g-s with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys
and stinky goodies on his slay
And every one is gonna hide
cuz vishus reindeer
really know how to fly.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kittens from one to twenty-two
Although it's been said
many times, many ways

Furry Kissmouse to you.

MOMMIE!!!!!

Cats 101

watchin Cats 101 on animal planet

Deer Santa

deer santa, i have been gud dis yeer. i only frew up a few times on da carpet and i only putted the bitey on mommie a few times. see i have been a furry gud kitty cat. fur kissmouse, i would like yoo to give mommies or daddies to all the kitties that do not have mommies or daddies and to make moki all better.
fank yoo furry much,
love,
Honey P. Sunshine

pee ess cood yoo tell my mommie dat i do not like to wear tings on mine hed. i am outta here

must git purrty

Slam Dunk!

3 points!!!!!!.............and the crowd goes wild................

it is on my toesday

yesh, i am wearin da bracelet piki's mommie made fur yoo........why do yoo ask?

CAturday

i am not gittin fat.......
i gots my winter coat on.........

Fluffin my blankies

Fluffin my blankies.....

Fluffin my blankies.....

Fluffin my blankies.....