Easy like Sunday

had a couple of barfies but mommie thinks it's frum her feeding me all kinds of noo fuds that i do not really like.  I wint fur a checkup at my regular vet last week and i haz lost 2 pound since October, thatz ofur 18 purrcent of my original body wate.  Dey stole mi bluds and sed der is nofing rong wif me.

Easy Like Sunday

 in mai kitten cave

Caturday

Toesday

look, mai furs are trying to grow back on mai ballerina foot.

Mommie suked up da bird in da rug sukin monster yesterday and had to stop and unwind it bak off ov da roller and put da bird bak together agin.

Caturday Repurrt

so...i haz not barfed in 2 weeks now and i haz not had iny appetite stimulants fur ofur a week.  and I am eatin better than i haz in dat last 5 weeks.  I had to cuz mommie gotted blunt wif me an tol me dat she did not wunt me to die dat she needed me and dat meant i needed to start eatin more fuds.   i wuz kinda depressed but i haz snapped out ov it cuz i wunt to stay wif mommie.  we r BFFF's.

Elvira

dis iz Elvira.  She and her daddy, Manny, live down at da end ov our driveway.  Manny haz to leave the country fur werkie sometimes and sometimes we finks dat he jus goes surfin(wez do not lifs neer da ocean).

Manny came by last month an tol mommie dat he wuz gonna be gone till june and ofured us monies to feed Elvira.  well mommie turned down da monies becuz mommie feeds elvira all da time, she gits mi left ofurs and beleeves me, dere r plenty ov left ofurs since i do not eats efurrything, stuff dat wood jus git thrown away.  mommie jus freshes up the left ofur stinky fuds wif water and throws in some crunchies and elvira eats it up.

tho recently, elvira, who does not meow, she kind of jus wines, she is a bengal and a winey wun,  she wined when mommie putted sum ov mi left ofur fuds out fur her.  mommie hadded to take the dish bak in, puts sum water in it and fluff it up a bit and put the bowl bak out, so den she wood eat it.  she iz silly.  our neighbor Paul helps us feed her too.

jus hangin in there

i wuz napping on top of the cushion on the back ov da sofa.  i finkin dat i melted a little and started runnin down da front ov da cushions.

Inky Dinky Honey size portions ov fuds

 see, trying to grow bak mi whiskers

mommie gotted dis fuds and i has bin eatin wif no barfies.  an i git one in da mornin and one in da evenins.  dat way my fuds are not all dried out by suppertime.