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Crumpies

I hads the crumpies the ofur nite.  i gets the crumpies when i do not get my belleh rubbed enuf.  i display the crumpies by smakking my tail down on the sofa reel louds like and put the bitey on mommie when she tries to pet me.  mommie trys to get rid of the crumpies, furst she gives me a pile of temtashuns, den she takes my snowflake and dips it in the cosmic catnip fur me and den i bunny kick the crap out of it, put the bitey on it and i eatz da catnip off ov it den i take a nappy and most times the crumpies getted gone.  Den i act like nofing happened.