Product Pitch

so i wuz takin to my mommie and i have decided to become an on-tra-pin-ear. i has a noo shampoo/conditioner i will be marketing. it is Honey Sunshine Kitty Spit Shampoo and Fur Conditioner. it makes yer furs silky, shiny and soft.

Down Time

yoo all no mommie has been werkin alot, so on sunday we have our downtime together. mommie and me hang out on da sofa and watch the talkin box and nappy all day

hai efurrywun

i jus wunted to say hai. mommie has been werkin too much. she goes to werk and comes home and den she werks frum here too. i don't git enuf attenshun sometimes cause mommie is so tired or buzy.

it was been gittin cooler here now so i iz sleepin next to mommie at nite on da body pillow, it iz real soft and cushy.