Caturday

'scuse me.....
i'm busy....

Werdless Wednesday

mommie will never find me

Mommie!!!

Gittin Purrty

ARRRRRRRRRR..........

Ahoy! down thar! "Well, me hearties, let's see what crawled out of the bung hole"
a bilge rat? well, shivver me timbers!!!

Your Pirate Name Is...

Lord Tanya the Terrible

What's Your Pirate Name?

Pearls of Wisdom

so after watching Coco Chanel last nite wif mommie, i requested that she git my pearls and photograph me.
Pearls make a furry elegant statement.

and in true Chanel style, i am also wearing my necklace as a belt.

all the Grand Dames are know fur wearing pearls.

Pixie, we will miss you more than you will ever know. we hope yoo now git to run and play at the rainbows bridge and that they have an endless supply of nanners fur yoo.

Caturday

i am purroud to repurrt that mommie's boo boo is healing tho she smacked it last nite while turning ofur in her sleep. today mommie is going to petsmart to git me my vishus lamb flafurred iams and she sed she would git me a purresent too. i can not wait. tonite we are going to watch shirley mclaine playing coco chanel in a movie on lifetime. Skeezix, are yoo gonna watch too?

and dats the trooth

honey: so mommie, wut did happen to yor head? i knows yoo was not serfing.
mommie: honey i have skin cancer,basel cell carsinoma, and they cut it out and sewed my head up.

honey : no!!! so yoo were serfing and yoo took a header off the serfbored and hit the reef wif yer head??

mommie: yup, pretty much, that's the story.....

it'll have yoo in stitches

Hi, itz me, miss honey. mommie has a hurty so i will rite my blog today. da foto below is kinda gross and not fur the faint of hart. mommie has stitches in her furhead. she says she feel ok tho.
mommie says to say she got bonked in the head wif a serfbored.

mommie, i did not know yoo new how to serf? don't yoo serf in the oshun? we do not haf a oshun neer here. mommie, are yoo sure it was a serfbored? i do not fink mommie iz telling a trooth.

Finally....Friday

"wut? I'm in da way of yoo takin a picture of the flowers?"
"iz dis better?"