Monday, May 21, 2007

Monday morning

Monday morning 3:30 A.M.
Honey P.: mom.....MOM....
mom: grunt
Honey P.: MOM....
mom: sssshhhh.....
Honey P.: mom.....is it time to get up yet?
mom: zzzzzzzzz
3:45 A.M.
Honey P." MOM......MOM.....
mom: Honey, what are you doing up, it's too early...
4:00 A.M.
Honey P." mom........
mom: ssshhhh...come up here, too early baby
4:30 A.M.
Honey P.: mom......is it time yet?
mom: crap, i have to get up in 30 minutes
4:45 A.M.
Honey P.: MOM.......can i have my tem-tay-shuns now?
mom: no use trying to go back top sleep now
5:15 A.M.
Honey P.: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

10 comments:

Bogdan, the editor said...

Your story was so good, it crashed my computer!! (No, seriously. I had to restart.)

I have to admit, I laughed... HARD. And then, I got sad, because Bogdan doesn't get to do this anymore even when he is home. The man locked him and his 3:30 a.m. requests for treats out of the bedroom. Awww. Poor Bogdan.

-The Investor

=^..^= said...

Moms shudn't complain. Bec we are the best alarms clocks and we make shure that they are nefur late fur anyfing (especially wif our meals).

~Bombay

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

MOL Honey!!! Me and Casey aren't too bad, but Donny would totally understand you!

Mommy LOL'd when she read the story...coz she can totally relate to your mommy.

Unfortunately, thanks to Donny, the bedroom door is now closed every nite. :-/

Unknown said...

I didded dat to my Meowmie dis morning too - I went "PURR PURR TRILL PURR" Mom, Mom, get up! I need you! I did it fur da longest time until she get up and asks me wat I wan' . . . so I show her - I wan' her company while I eats da fud already in my bowl. Dis was at six furty and my Meowmie doesn't haf to be up til eight. So she go bak to bed, and a wee while later I do it again - I wan' company eating! Da fird time I do it I fink she starting to get cross - so dis time I use da litter box while she keeps me company instead. Wat can I say? I gets lonely thru da nite when she sleeping!

Head butts and purrs,

Muffin

LZ said...

Yeah, I still can't get used to human sleeping habits. They just don't make any sense to me. Between 3 and 5 are the best times of day!

Chase

The Furry Kids said...

That's exactly what happened at our house this morning.

Love,
Titus, Tazo, & EG

Tara said...

Yup, purrfect!

Tara

Daisy said...

ANY time is the right time for Tem-tay-shuns!

Mr. Hendrix said...

I feel like we're one and the same. This gets replayed almost daily at our house.

The Crew said...

Yes, yes. It's my job to make sure everyone gets up in the morning. Then I go back to bed!

George