mommie wint bak to werk today so i was home alone all day. win she came home i greeted her at the door, i was excited dat she wuz home agin. Den i sat on the winder sill and soaked in sum sunshine. I barfed on the white tile agin while she wuz gone, rite outside of mi laydees room. I dont no why i barfed, i eated reel guds yesterday, mommie wuz happee.
mommie thinks that the smell of mi poops now makes me barf becuz more than once i haz barfed right outside of mi laydees room most times a soon as i am dun goin potty.