Mommie came home today aroun 9:30 becuz the innerwebs wuz down at da werkie and efun da phone did not werk becuz da phone are innerwebs too. So mommie iz home wif me but she has to werkie frum here! it is guds dat mommie iz home becuz she founds a drippie unner da chicken sink so da plummer iz comin tomarow, so mommie will be here tomarow too. woohoo!
I haz not bin eatin berry much fuds so mommie gave me a tiny bit of appetite stimulant and i eated guds last nite. mommie sez i yam berry skinny espesilly becuz she furminated me too.