so mommies purrthday iz today. she iz like elebenty squillion years old. fur hers purrthdy i created a collage art werk entitled "kitty litter on the white tile floor with poopy paws prints" fur her dis morning so she cud see it wen she dragged her aging body out of beds. i finks dat she luvs it.
we hadded crab and London broil last nites fur supper wifs creme brullee fur desserts, well ok, i did not eats any ov it becuz i do not like people fuds. but i hadded mi tem-ta-shuns, she sed i cud have all i wunted becuz we were partying.