Nurse Honey P. Sunshine repurrting frum the B. R. (dats bed room)
it haz bin a nasty coupla daze in the B.R. mommie gotted the flu and da B.R. luked like a sploshun in the used tishew factory. mommie hadded da fever fur 48 hours so i wuz on doody to keep mommie warm and make her stay in bed. she did not git out of bed, except to use da catbox, fur 2 daze.
today mommie gotted up cause she had to go see da hooman vet and git sum medacines. mommie says i wuz the bestest nurse efur. i do not like it when mommie is sick cuz we did not git to snoogle cause mommie's noze kept sploding.