so mommie returned to werk today after our staycation. tonite while she was making a salad and cutting up an avocado, she jabbed her palm wif the nife and gouged a hole in her palm. dere was bluds efurrywhere. she sed it really hurted and if shood prolly have a stitch but she did not want to spend the evening in the ER so she cleaned it up real gud and sed many, many werd on the bad werd list while she cleaned her woond. she now has a band aid on but it is not a hello kitty band aid like it shood be. mommie, i yam sorree yoo have a hurty.
dere is a mew repurrter ofur at the morning scratch. go on ofur an bisit Bogdan and his staff.
update: mommie e-mailed her doktor and she has to go get a tetanus shot now