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last week mommie bot me a hole package of ping pong balls. dey are fun cuz they are light and when yoo smack em dey go far. so last nite i wanted to play ball. dis iz when mommie tosses the balls at me and i smack em back at her. i yam useshully really gud at smackin da balls but sometime when i am not lookin i get smacked in da noze wif da ball. den mommie comes ofur and rubs my noze and kisses me and sez dat she is sorree she bonked me. dis happened a couple ov times last nite but wat also happened iz i smacked wun of da balls back to mommie and it smack her in the face, and i smacked dat ball hard so mommie gotted bonked in the snoggin. i did not do it on purrpose ov course, but i wuz in da zone yoo no, smackin dose ball wif all my paw power.
This Saturday August 29th marks the 4th anniversary of hurricane Katrina. Let us remember all the fine men and women who braved the flood waters to rescue all of our furry friends.
we saloot yoo....
so mommie returned to werk today after our staycation. tonite while she was making a salad and cutting up an avocado, she jabbed her palm wif the nife and gouged a hole in her palm. dere was bluds efurrywhere. she sed it really hurted and if shood prolly have a stitch but she did not want to spend the evening in the ER so she cleaned it up real gud and sed many, many werd on the bad werd list while she cleaned her woond. she now has a band aid on but it is not a hello kitty band aid like it shood be. mommie, i yam sorree yoo have a hurty.dere is a mew repurrter ofur at the morning scratch. go on ofur an bisit Bogdan and his staff.update: mommie e-mailed her doktor and she has to go get a tetanus shot now
i yam da queen ov dis domane
mommie forgot to tell me that she was still on staycation this week, so i screamed and yelled at 6 this morning cuz i thot she wuz gonna be late to werkie...............sorree mommie.....
i know, i am spoiled