Monday, September 03, 2007

Ode to bacon

Mommie's calling me bacon belly.
Goodbye bacon, i know it will be years afore we meet agin.
on another note, mommie and i made a deal. fur efurry one of my nails that i let her clip i get one temp-tay-shun. today i let her do 3 nails afore i got all squirmy so i gots 3 tem-tay-shuns.

18 comments:

Tyler said...

Honey, I like your bacon belly. It looks like your tummy tastes like bacon the way you're going at that cleaning.

Bogdan, the editor said...

You should renegotiate the deal and trade one nail for two tem-tay-shuns.

That was a gardenia. Do you have one? Maybe our peoples were hanging out "together." Was her wine by the gardenia today?

Bogdan, the editor said...

BACON BELLY!!

Chen & Ollie said...

Bacon belly is cute!!! We like your furry bacon belly alot, Honey P.! Man, we're each getting like 1 or 2 temptayshuns for all 10 claws. You got a sweet deal going there! Want to be our agent?
Purrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie

Henry Helton said...

I bet I would like bacon. My Lady doesn't buy it either. I will type it on her grocery list.

monkeybunkey said...

I wish I could snuggle with you Honey P. and the bacon.

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Bogdan is right... renegotiate the deal.

Ha ha.

Pumpy has a big belly that he likes to clean A LOT. It irritates me when he licks himself too much and then I bite him to make him stop.

Parker said...

Not a bad deal...but I'd go for more!

Judy said...

I nefer let anyone clip my nails. Nefer. But I still get 'treaties'. I rekon I got a gud deal goin.

Daisy said...

I have to work for my Temptations, too!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

BACON!!!! The Tall Man would not exist without bacon. Its gooooood!

Kaze

The Meezers said...

here's a better deal - one strip of bacon for every claw

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

oooh - we like the Meezers' idea. bacon for claw clipping sounds excellent!

Christine and FAZ said...

Good work on the temptations Honey. FAZ

The Furry Kids said...

That's a pretty good deal with the temptations. We don't get squat when we get our nails clipped. We're gonna have to talk to mom.

Love,
Tazo

Jeter and Mickey said...

dat'z a prettee good deel, honey p. a temptashun fer evree nail. i think i wooda gone da whole 10 nailz.
luv--jh

Jeter and Mickey said...

i meen ... 20 nailz! duhr.
jh

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