Mommie: Honey whatcha got there on your scratch-o-rama map? is that a pumpkin seed?
Mommie: Honey, that's my gold earring I lost. You found my earring!!!
Honey: Lost? i was wearin it as a ring. it jus fell off when i started scratchin my mat.
Mommie: oh Honey, you're the best! I lost that 2 weeks ago, i thought it was gone for good. let me get you some temptations.
Honey: Wut? do yew have to kiss me on the lips?