yup, so agin wif da barfies and looze poopies. i wuz not upset about it diz time. tho mommie might be. mommie was on a call wif a co-werker fur a long time and during dis time, i barfied on the bed and it soaked fru da comforter to da sheets and den i poopied and gotted looze poopies all ofur da tile floor outside mi laydees room and den i came out, jumped on the back of the chair in da liffin room and joined in on the conversation mommie was having wif her co-worker Marcus. because den Marcus, who haz a goggie named summer dat just hadded her lady gardenectomy, and mommie started talkin bout me.
Marcus wunted to know ifen i walk all ofur da keyboard wen mommie werks. mommie told him no, dat i iz a furry well mannered kitteh.
anywho, mommie hadded to quick clean up all da barfies and all da poopies because the city was gonna turn off our water soon to do a repair.
all turned out well except i den hadded to git anti looze poopie medicines squirted down my frout.