So mommie and me were haffin a confursashun this morning about Ha-why-ee cuz mommie is goin dere next week and leavin me. She iz goin to poo-a-cow.

I askered her if Ha-na-ka was a Ha-why-an hollyday.

She tolded me that Ha-na-ka was a Chewish hollyday.

I askered mommie if we were Chewish becuz Chewish peoples celebrate Nom Kippers.

Mommie sed no, dat we are Catlick. oh well...