Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Furrends, i yam so embaresked. i cannot hold my nip. mommie dipped my snowflake in some cosmic catnip and gave it to me. i ate da nip. den i bunnykicked and chewed on da snowflake and tossed it around. when i tossed it off of da sofa mommie gotted it fur me and frew it back. i was nipped out. suddenly when mommie was frowing the snowflake, i grabbed mommies forearm and putted da bitey on it. it hurted mommie, i bited her hard. mommie says i yam a mean drunk.