honey: so mommie, wut did happen to yor head? i knows yoo was not serfing.
mommie: honey i have skin cancer,basel cell carsinoma, and they cut it out and sewed my head up.
honey : no!!! so yoo were serfing and yoo took a header off the serfbored and hit the reef wif yer head??
mommie: yup, pretty much, that's the story.....