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yesterday i had to go to the v-e-t fur my and-yoo-all check up. mommie putted me into the p.t.u. , buckled me in and off we went. i screamed all the way there and all the way back home. while i was there the purrty dr. fisk sed i was purrfect. my wate was purrfect me teefs were purrfect my ears were purrfect. i was so purrfect that she sed i shood be in a magazine fur purrfect kitties. i did not scream while i was there, i just sort of melted into the examine table and let her do her thing hoping it wood be ofur soon and i cood go home.
nuf sed......
baby, what's wrong?mommie, we haf to help Steve Irwin. They want to start mining on the Steve Irwin Wildlife Reserve. Effurywun needs to sign the petition.http://www.savestevesplace.com/
so the other day, mommie saw something on the floor dat she thot was a peece of wun ov my crunchies. when she went to pick it up it turned out to be a little peece of.....poo. dat's rite. she den came ofur an smelt my rump. den she when in the bafroom and came out and ......SHE WIPED MY BUTT WIF A BABYWIPE!!!! den my butt smelt like lavender.....
oh ...my...bast......

Mommie found these on her computer at werk. i was a yung little bebbeh
OK, mommie has a warped sense of humor
an Irishman walks out of a bar...........
...............it cood happen................
cept soggy, soggy, soggy. it rained all yesterday afternoon into the nite and its still drizzling. dat ok, we need the rain