yesterday i had to go to the v-e-t fur my and-yoo-all check up. mommie putted me into the p.t.u. , buckled me in and off we went. i screamed all the way there and all the way back home. while i was there the purrty dr. fisk sed i was purrfect. my wate was purrfect me teefs were purrfect my ears were purrfect. i was so purrfect that she sed i shood be in a magazine fur purrfect kitties. i did not scream while i was there, i just sort of melted into the examine table and let her do her thing hoping it wood be ofur soon and i cood go home.
so the other day, mommie saw something on the floor dat she thot was a peece of wun ov my crunchies. when she went to pick it up it turned out to be a little peece of.....poo. dat's rite. she den came ofur an smelt my rump. den she when in the bafroom and came out and ......SHE WIPED MY BUTT WIF A BABYWIPE!!!! den my butt smelt like lavender.....